I stole a limo

Last night I snuck out with this hot girl. We went to a club and snuck in with fake ids and never got in trouble. I have to do it again sometime. I also took this limo I found.

New school

I start high school tomorrow. I am so excited. There are a lot of kids in my class and they all just had birthdays as well. I am going to have so much fun at school. I better not fail or my dad will have a fit.

She is so dead!

I hate the nanny. She had the nerve to pick a fight with me. I am going to talk to Houston about firing her I have some vacation days that I can talk until Patrick becomes a teen.

I rule!

I am the man. The ladies are all over me like salt on a peanut. I am going to head downtown the check out this new club they built and maybe I can find some floozies to hang with.